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All posts tagged
science
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March 20, 2019If They Discovered Racially Charged Ions In the Hadron Collider
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July 13, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Dropping the Ball
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June 12, 2018List: Excerpts From My Son’s 6th Grade Report on the Endocrine System
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May 22, 2018List: Recently Accepted Articles at the Journal of No Significant Findings
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March 16, 2018List: Everything We Currently Know About Sleep
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March 13, 2018List: 7 Times Antoni from Queer Eye Experienced Revelations About Cold Fusion
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August 21, 2017List: Scientifically Accurate Horoscopes
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August 10, 2017How I Used Tinder Smart Photos to Prove Once and for All That I’m More Attractive Than a Plate of Cold Refried Beans
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June 8, 2017Yes, That’s Me On the Cover of Scientific Experimental Disasters That Could Have Been Prevented Magazine
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February 8, 2017I Took the Ancestry.com DNA Test and This Is What I Learned
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand