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All posts tagged
sharks
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April 8, 2022Silver Linings of Being Bitten by a Great White Shark
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January 20, 2022A Boat Surrounded by Sharks Is a Childcare Option I Am Seriously Considering
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October 15, 2020I Am the Mayor from Jaws, and I Am Begging You to Stop Comparing Me to Donald Trump
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February 27, 2018In Response to Our Beach’s Increased Number of Shark Attacks, We Will Be Arming Lifeguards With Sharks of Their Own
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August 11, 2014Call for Submissions for APA’s Annual Conference, Sponsored by Shark Week
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August 11, 2014The Owner of Sharky’s Big and Tall By the Beach Addresses Some Nasty Rumors
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November 7, 2013Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: On the Hunting and Killing of an Extremely Rare and Indefatigable Shark off the West and Only Coast of Ecuador
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September 2, 2011A Professor’s Opening Lecture for “Intermediate Killer Shark Genre.”
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March 23, 2011Recently I Passed a Kidney Stone That Looked Like a Shark’s Tooth
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July 26, 2006Bob Hope Auditions for the Role of Quint in Jaws: April 12, 1974 (The USS Indianapolis Monologue)
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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