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sharks
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February 27, 2018In Response to Our Beach’s Increased Number of Shark Attacks, We Will Be Arming Lifeguards With Sharks of Their Own
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August 11, 2014Call for Submissions for APA’s Annual Conference, Sponsored by Shark Week
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August 11, 2014Monologue: The Owner of Sharky’s Big and Tall By the Beach Addresses Some Nasty Rumors
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November 7, 2013Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: On the Hunting and Killing of an Extremely Rare and Indefatigable Shark off the West and Only Coast of Ecuador
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September 2, 2011A Professor’s Opening Lecture for “Intermediate Killer Shark Genre.”
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March 23, 2011Recently I Passed a Kidney Stone That Looked Like a Shark’s Tooth
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July 26, 2006Monologue: Bob Hope Auditions for the Role of Quint in Jaws: April 12, 1974 (The USS Indianapolis Monologue)
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June 2, 2006Monologue: Alligators Are the New Sharks, as Rebutted by a Shark
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August 4, 2004Monologue: Beware, the Shark!
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April 26, 2002It Was Just a Shark, An Interview with Rodney Fox, on Being Attacked, Surviving, and Returning to the Water, Part Two
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