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All posts tagged
summer-camps
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May 8, 2024Your Child Will Be Disenrolled from Camp Unless You Upload a Form That You’ve Never Heard of and We Will Not Explain
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January 19, 2024Sorry, Percy Jackson, Camp Half-Blood Registration Closed Before I Could Sign You Up
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June 21, 2023A Parent’s Dream Summer Camp
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May 26, 2023We at Waystar Royco Sincerely Apologize for Any Abuses That May Have Occurred at a Bluestar Sleepaway Camp+ Experience Property
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July 8, 2019Twenty-Three Impossible-to-Find Items That Your Camper Must Bring Tomorrow
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May 24, 2018Word Problems for Designing Your Children’s Perfect Summer Camp Schedule
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August 24, 2017An Open Letter to the Photographer at My Kids’ Summer Camp
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July 28, 2017Summer Camps for Parents Whose Kids Are Away at Summer Camp
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June 28, 2017“Take A Ride Into the Danger Zone/Safe Space This Summer!” A Message from the Director of Overnight Camps for Two Americas
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May 27, 2017Jared Kushner’s Letter Home from Camp
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian