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All posts tagged
superheroes
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June 21, 2022Batman Contemplates the Non-Existence of Masturbation in the DC Universe
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March 11, 2022I Am Eight Years Old and Would Like a Batman Movie Aimed at Me, Please
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November 29, 2021Wake Up, You are Joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe and You Need to Start Taking Steroids Right Now
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March 23, 2021The Falcon’s GoFundMe Page
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September 17, 2019J.D. Salinger’s Spider-Man
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June 7, 2019Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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April 26, 2019Why I’m Leaving Marvel Universe’s New York
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March 28, 2019Supervillains React to Betsy DeVos’s Proposal to Gut Funding For the Special Olympics
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December 5, 2018Hi, It’s Me, the Girlfriend of a Marvel Superhero Trying to Return this Used Car
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation