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All posts tagged
superheroes
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March 24, 2016List: Points of Conflict in Batman v Superman
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July 13, 2015FAQ for Entering an Agreement to Be Paid $5,000 Per Month for Life to Carry Around an 8’ Inflatable Spider-Man At All Times
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May 26, 2015Stuff Superman Overhears: A Three-Minute Excerpt
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May 20, 2015Monologue: I’m Not Going to Teleport to Stop & Shop Just Because You Are Out of Contact Lens Solution
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March 3, 2015As the Token Female Member of This Action-Adventure Team, My Job is to Kick
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June 26, 2014Monologue: A Few Words from the Scientist Who Invented Wonder Woman’s Invisible Jet
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April 26, 2013The Red Knight Rises
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April 17, 2012Nine Tax Deductions of the Superhero Set
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October 12, 2011Monologue: Yet Another Unnecessarily Long Monologue By a Supervillain as He Prepares to Kill His Nemesis
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January 13, 2011List: Continued Problems With Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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