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All posts tagged
surveys
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December 23, 2020Thank You for Choosing Manger Health Systems for the Birth of Your Savior
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March 4, 2020A Debrief On the Results of Our Lifeboat Satisfaction Survey
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February 12, 2019This Is a Survey of the Surveyed
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November 26, 2018An Artist Takes Her Alumni Career Survey
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November 15, 2018As a Walking Demographic, Here’s My Opinion
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July 19, 2018Please Take This Short Survey About Your Spanish Inquisition Experience
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February 7, 2018Please Take Five Minutes to Fill Out This Survey On Yesterday’s Make Out
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June 7, 2016If You Take My Survey, I’ll Let You Watch Me Cut My Finger Off
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January 21, 2015The Cephalopod Monster Secretly Living in Your Attic Requests That You Take this Brief Survey
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March 16, 2010Happy Slappy Fun Time Customer Survey
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August 15, 2024If Tim Walz Is America’s Dad, These Are America’s Other Family Members
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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August 23, 2024We Have Updated Our Children’s Menu Options to Better Reflect What We See Your Children Doing in Our Restaurant
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 6, 2024As a Feminist, I Believe a Woman Can Be Miserable Whether She Is Childless or Not
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September 6, 2024Which Emojis Are Best for a Layoff Email?
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September 5, 2024This is NOT a Tradwife’s Confession About the Joys of Back-to-School
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September 5, 2024Short Conversations with Poets: Zoë Hitzig