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All posts tagged
ted-cruz
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March 24, 2022At This Important Judiciary Hearing, I Hope I Can Win Over At Least One QAnon Conspiracist
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February 18, 2021Abandoning Your Freezing Constituents? Come to Cancún!
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February 11, 2021I’ve Seen the Evidence, and There’s a Lot of It, and It’s Overwhelming and Very Persuasive, and I’ve Decided to Ignore It
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January 11, 2021Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans
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January 7, 2021We Must Take a Bipartisan Approach to Stopping This Armed, Violent Rebellion Us Republicans Have Perpetuated For Years
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November 15, 2018As a Walking Demographic, Here’s My Opinion
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 1, 2018My Husband, Senator Ted Cruz, Is Just a Regular Guy
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April 4, 2016Why I’m Supporting the Demonic Creature That Emerged From the Depths of Hell In This Year’s Presidential Election
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February 18, 2016Ted Cruz Presidential Campaign Promise or Fourth Grade Student Council Campaign Promise?