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ted-cruz
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March 24, 2022At This Important Judiciary Hearing, I Hope I Can Win Over At Least One QAnon Conspiracist
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February 18, 2021Abandoning Your Freezing Constituents? Come to Cancún!
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February 11, 2021I’ve Seen the Evidence, and There’s a Lot of It, and It’s Overwhelming and Very Persuasive, and I’ve Decided to Ignore It
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January 11, 2021Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans
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January 7, 2021We Must Take a Bipartisan Approach to Stopping This Armed, Violent Rebellion Us Republicans Have Perpetuated For Years
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November 15, 2018As a Walking Demographic, Here’s My Opinion
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 1, 2018My Husband, Senator Ted Cruz, Is Just a Regular Guy
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April 4, 2016Why I’m Supporting the Demonic Creature That Emerged From the Depths of Hell In This Year’s Presidential Election
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February 18, 2016Ted Cruz Presidential Campaign Promise or Fourth Grade Student Council Campaign Promise?
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian