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All posts tagged
texas
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February 17, 2021I’ve Never Tried Your Idea, and Now Everything Is on Fire, and That’s How I Know Your Idea Is Bad
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May 20, 2020We Humbly Beseech Our Feudal Lord to Delay the Fiefdom’s Reopening
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July 22, 2019I’m Glad the Government Is Protecting Our Most Vulnerable People: Chick-fil-A
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May 22, 2018It is High Time We Banned Doors and Started Saving Children’s Lives in This Country
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July 15, 2013Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 46: We Will Lift Each Other Up
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December 2, 2005Socially Awkward Situations During Which It Would Be Acceptable to Mess With Texas
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March 11, 2002Names of Actual Places in Texas, Arranged by Proposed License Plate Slogans Showcasing Those Places
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack