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All posts tagged
texas
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February 17, 2021I’ve Never Tried Your Idea, and Now Everything Is on Fire, and That’s How I Know Your Idea Is Bad
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May 20, 2020We Humbly Beseech Our Feudal Lord to Delay the Fiefdom’s Reopening
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July 22, 2019I’m Glad the Government Is Protecting Our Most Vulnerable People: Chick-fil-A
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May 22, 2018It is High Time We Banned Doors and Started Saving Children’s Lives in This Country
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July 15, 2013Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 46: We Will Lift Each Other Up
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December 2, 2005Socially Awkward Situations During Which It Would Be Acceptable to Mess With Texas
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March 11, 2002Names of Actual Places in Texas, Arranged by Proposed License Plate Slogans Showcasing Those Places
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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December 8, 2023Saying Yes to Every Add-On at Jiffy Lube
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December 7, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With the Lady Moderators
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December 7, 2023A Letter from McSweeney’s Executive Director
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December 7, 2023Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew