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    Texas Idioms to Help You Understand the 666 New Texas Laws
    by Shira Danan and Sasha Stewart
  • June 16, 2021
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    by Katrina Swirko
  • May 25, 2021
    Sample Lesson Plan by the Texas Education Agency: “This Is Not Who Leatherface Is”
    by Justine Hipsky
  • February 18, 2021
    Abandoning Your Freezing Constituents? Come to Cancún!
    by Scott Bolohan
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