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All posts tagged
texas
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March 2, 2022We’re Protecting Children by Criminalizing Parents Who Try to Keep Them Happy and Healthy
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December 6, 2021Remember, Teachers: Texas Law Requires Anti-Santa Viewpoints
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October 25, 2021Are You in a Haunted House or the State of Texas?
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September 29, 2021The Introduction from the Texas Abortion Bounty Hunter’s Handbook
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September 1, 2021Texas Idioms to Help You Understand the 666 New Texas Laws
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June 16, 2021Six Weeks Is Enough Time for a Woman to Realize She’s Pregnant Because That’s How Long It Takes Jesus to Send Doves to Sing “Life is a Highway” Into Her Ear
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May 25, 2021Sample Lesson Plan by the Texas Education Agency: “This Is Not Who Leatherface Is”
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February 18, 2021Abandoning Your Freezing Constituents? Come to Cancún!
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February 17, 2021I’ve Never Tried Your Idea, and Now Everything Is on Fire, and That’s How I Know Your Idea Is Bad
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May 20, 2020We Humbly Beseech Our Feudal Lord to Delay the Fiefdom’s Reopening