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All posts tagged
texas
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June 16, 2021Six Weeks Is Enough Time for a Woman to Realize She’s Pregnant Because That’s How Long It Takes Jesus to Send Doves to Sing “Life is a Highway” Into Her Ear
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May 25, 2021Sample Lesson Plan by the Texas Education Agency: “This Is Not Who Leatherface Is”
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February 18, 2021Abandoning Your Freezing Constituents? Come to Cancún!
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February 17, 2021I’ve Never Tried Your Idea, and Now Everything Is on Fire, and That’s How I Know Your Idea Is Bad
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May 20, 2020We Humbly Beseech Our Feudal Lord to Delay the Fiefdom’s Reopening
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July 22, 2019I’m Glad the Government Is Protecting Our Most Vulnerable People: Chick-fil-A
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May 22, 2018It is High Time We Banned Doors and Started Saving Children’s Lives in This Country
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July 15, 2013Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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December 2, 2005Socially Awkward Situations During Which It Would Be Acceptable to Mess With Texas
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March 11, 2002Names of Actual Places in Texas, Arranged by Proposed License Plate Slogans Showcasing Those Places
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June 4, 2021It’s Great to Hang Out After Self-Isolating for a Year — I’m Not Acting Weird, Am I?
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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June 16, 2021How I Saved Enough to Buy a House With My Parents’ Money
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June 3, 2021Honest Reasons Why Women Don’t Want to Go Back to In-Person Work
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June 23, 2021The Coronavirus Is an Engineered Bio-Weapon, But There’s Still No Way I’ll Ever Get Vaccinated
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June 22, 2021I Think Bill Gates Is the New Drummer in Our Early Aughts Cover Band
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June 22, 2021Potential Sequels to Girl, Wash Your Face
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June 22, 2021An Open Letter to My Straight Co-worker Who Was Visibly Uncomfortable When I Stood at the Urinal Next to Him