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    Dress Code Policies to Ensure Your Employer Retains Professionalism While Knowing All About Your Genitals
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  • April 25, 2023
    Smutty Books Have No Place in Our Schools. It’s Time to Ban the Bible
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  • March 2, 2022
    We’re Protecting Children by Criminalizing Parents Who Try to Keep Them Happy and Healthy
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    Remember, Teachers: Texas Law Requires Anti-Santa Viewpoints
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  • October 25, 2021
    Are You in a Haunted House or the State of Texas?
    by Meg Reid
  • September 29, 2021
    The Introduction from the Texas Abortion Bounty Hunter’s Handbook
    by Wendi Aarons and Omar L. Gallaga
  • September 1, 2021
    Texas Idioms to Help You Understand the 666 New Texas Laws
    by Shira Danan and Sasha Stewart
  • June 16, 2021
    Six Weeks Is Enough Time for a Woman to Realize She’s Pregnant Because That’s How Long It Takes Jesus to Send Doves to Sing “Life is a Highway” Into Her Ear
    by Katrina Swirko
  • May 25, 2021
    Sample Lesson Plan by the Texas Education Agency: “This Is Not Who Leatherface Is”
    by Justine Hipsky
  • February 18, 2021
    Abandoning Your Freezing Constituents? Come to Cancún!
    by Scott Bolohan
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