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All posts tagged
time
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February 20, 2017Your Application for More Hours in the Day Has Been Rejected
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October 19, 2016I Work at the Desk Next to You, and Did You Know I Just Saved Fifteen Seconds Using Keyboard Shortcuts?
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May 8, 2014Corporate Time Equivalents
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June 8, 2012Frequently Asked Questions About Filing for Temporal Bankruptcy
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February 7, 2012An Important Message From the U.S. Bureau of Chronology
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January 17, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Punctuality
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December 13, 2010Where Do You Find the Time?
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June 14, 2006B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. XI: I Got Your Theory of Everything Right Here, Engineer Fred
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March 15, 2005Clocks Ranked According to the Ease With Which One Can Tell Time From Them (Easiest to Hardest)
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack