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    Corporate Time Equivalents
    by Marco Kaye
  • June 8, 2012
    Frequently Asked Questions About Filing for Temporal Bankruptcy
    by Curtis Edmonds
  • February 7, 2012
    An Important Message From the U.S. Bureau of Chronology
    by Dan Guterman
  • January 17, 2012
    Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Punctuality
    by Teddy Wayne
  • December 13, 2010
    Where Do You Find the Time?
    by Jessica Francis Kane
  • June 14, 2006
    B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. XI: I Got Your Theory of Everything Right Here, Engineer Fred
    by B.R. Cohen
  • March 15, 2005
    Clocks Ranked According to the Ease With Which One Can Tell Time From Them (Easiest to Hardest)
    by Allie Oestreich
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