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All posts tagged
time
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January 14, 2022Here’s How Time Works in 2022
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January 4, 2021Here’s How Time Works In 2021
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December 8, 2020Think 2020 Has Been Long for You? I’m the Kid from Tuck Everlasting, and It’s Literally Been Forever for Me
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December 1, 2020I’m the 4:30 PM Sunset and I’d Like to Clarify a Few Things
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September 10, 2020New “Days-of-the-Week” Shirts
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August 14, 2020Due to Budget Cuts, Every Day Is Now Monday
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May 12, 2020Here’s How Time Works Now
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November 6, 2017Porn for Punctualists
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February 20, 2017Your Application for More Hours in the Day Has Been Rejected
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October 19, 2016I Work at the Desk Next to You, and Did You Know I Just Saved Fifteen Seconds Using Keyboard Shortcuts?
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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September 28, 2022It Isn’t Misinformation If It’s Phrased as a Series of Completely Unhinged Rhetorical Questions
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September 28, 2022Let Guided by Voices Title Your Masters Thesis
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September 28, 2022Lyfjaberg Gets Taken by Eminent Domain
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September 27, 2022The White House’s Plan to Cancel Student Loan Debt Will Cost—Who Cares? Money Is Made Up and We Spend Twice That Much on the Military Every Year