All posts tagged
time
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November 6, 2017Porn for Punctualists
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February 20, 2017Your Application for More Hours in the Day Has Been Rejected
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October 19, 2016Monologue: I Work at the Desk Next to You, and Did You Know I Just Saved Fifteen Seconds Using Keyboard Shortcuts?
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May 8, 2014List: Corporate Time Equivalents
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June 8, 2012Frequently Asked Questions About Filing for Temporal Bankruptcy
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February 7, 2012An Important Message From the U.S. Bureau of Chronology
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January 17, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Punctuality
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December 13, 2010Where Do You Find the Time?
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June 14, 2006B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol. XI: I Got Your Theory of Everything Right Here, Engineer Fred
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March 15, 2005List: Clocks Ranked According to the Ease With Which One Can Tell Time From Them (Easiest to Hardest)
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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August 15, 2018List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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August 17, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Ordinary Hands
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August 17, 2018Welcome to The Middle, an Enchanted Land Where Compromise and Civility Get Results