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All posts tagged
tours
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May 16, 2024Hi, Architectural Digest, Welcome to My Home (That I Don’t Live In)
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April 6, 2023Tripadvisor Reviews of Moses, Desert Tour Guide
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November 20, 2019Thank You For Insisting I Take a Tour of Your Home, Sandra!
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June 18, 2019Jesus, Mom, I Actually Thought We Were Bonding On This College Tour Until You Literally Said This
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April 25, 2016Notes for Groups Touring My Terrible Apartment
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December 23, 2013Blanche DuBois Gives You a Tour of Her Company’s Christmas Party
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November 15, 2012A Tour Guide Attempts to Salvage His Lecture On a Series of Recently Vandalized Cave Paintings
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November 11, 2011Allow Me to Offer You a Tour of My Many Advanced Degrees and Certificates
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May 27, 2010A Campus Tour for Rejected Applicants
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April 30, 2010My Romantic Life: A Walking Tour of San Francisco
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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October 10, 2024I’m the “Scoopy Daddy”: Clarifying My New Approach to Parenting
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October 9, 2024270 Reasons: Because the American Experiment Is on the Defensive
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October 9, 2024Leaked Transcript of the Secret Meeting Where Democrats Control the Weather
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October 9, 2024My Friend Can Be a Bit Much, but He’s a Good Guy If You Give Him a Chance