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All posts tagged

tours

November 20, 2019

Thank You For Insisting I Take a Tour of Your Home, Sandra!

by Andrew Chamings
June 18, 2019

Jesus, Mom, I Actually Thought We Were Bonding On This College Tour Until You Literally Said This

by Carolyn Yashari Becher
April 25, 2016

Notes for Groups Touring My Terrible Apartment

by Mairead Kelly
December 23, 2013

Blanche DuBois Gives You a Tour of Her Company’s Christmas Party

by Grace Bello
November 15, 2012

A Tour Guide Attempts to Salvage His Lecture On a Series of Recently Vandalized Cave Paintings

by Django Gold
November 11, 2011

Allow Me to Offer You a Tour of My Many Advanced Degrees and Certificates

by Sean Adams
May 27, 2010

A Campus Tour for Rejected Applicants

by Eric Hague
April 30, 2010

My Romantic Life: A Walking Tour of San Francisco

by J.P. Lacrampe
September 17, 2009

The AND1 Office Mixtape Tour

by Dan Moreau
July 26, 2007

E Mails Sent Between Members Of New Edition Regarding Their Reunion Tour

by Stephen Scaia

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November 10, 2022

A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool

by Ruyi Wen
November 15, 2022

I’m Wearing Tunics Now

by Wendi Aarons
November 17, 2022

I’m a Middle School Boy, and I Refuse to Wear Anything but Basketball Shorts in the Winter

by Emily Menez
October 25, 2022

If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me

by Sarah Gruen and Chandler Dean

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December 2, 2022

Are You Decorating for the Holidays with Children, or Playing the Lead in a Heist Movie?

by Audrey Burges
December 2, 2022

I Miss the Good Old Days When No One’s Clocks Were Synced

by Alex Baia
December 1, 2022

How to Hate a Jew Like a Jew

by Josh Gondelman
December 1, 2022

I’m Quitting My Job as a Medieval Serf to Pursue My Passion

by Angus Duffin