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All posts tagged

tours

November 20, 2019

Thank You For Insisting I Take a Tour of Your Home, Sandra!

by Andrew Chamings
June 18, 2019

Jesus, Mom, I Actually Thought We Were Bonding On This College Tour Until You Literally Said This

by Carolyn Yashari Becher
April 25, 2016

Notes for Groups Touring My Terrible Apartment

by Mairead Kelly
December 23, 2013

Blanche DuBois Gives You a Tour of Her Company’s Christmas Party

by Grace Bello
November 15, 2012

A Tour Guide Attempts to Salvage His Lecture On a Series of Recently Vandalized Cave Paintings

by Django Gold
November 11, 2011

Allow Me to Offer You a Tour of My Many Advanced Degrees and Certificates

by Sean Adams
May 27, 2010

A Campus Tour for Rejected Applicants

by Eric Hague
April 30, 2010

My Romantic Life: A Walking Tour of San Francisco

by J.P. Lacrampe
September 17, 2009

The AND1 Office Mixtape Tour

by Dan Moreau
July 25, 2007

E Mails Sent Between Members Of New Edition Regarding Their Reunion Tour

by Stephen Scaia

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March 9, 2023

Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors

by Ryan Weber
March 8, 2023

Honest Haikus for Women

by Emily Knapp
June 29, 2018

17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself

by Isabella Giovannini
March 3, 2023

I’ve Optimized My Health to Make My Life as Long and Unpleasant as Possible

by Tom Ellison

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by Alex Baia
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Okay, I Think I Am Finally Ready to Define “Woke”

by Devorah Blachor