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All posts tagged
tours
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May 16, 2024Hi, Architectural Digest, Welcome to My Home (That I Don’t Live In)
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April 6, 2023Tripadvisor Reviews of Moses, Desert Tour Guide
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November 20, 2019Thank You For Insisting I Take a Tour of Your Home, Sandra!
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June 18, 2019Jesus, Mom, I Actually Thought We Were Bonding On This College Tour Until You Literally Said This
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April 25, 2016Notes for Groups Touring My Terrible Apartment
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December 23, 2013Blanche DuBois Gives You a Tour of Her Company’s Christmas Party
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November 15, 2012A Tour Guide Attempts to Salvage His Lecture On a Series of Recently Vandalized Cave Paintings
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November 11, 2011Allow Me to Offer You a Tour of My Many Advanced Degrees and Certificates
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May 27, 2010A Campus Tour for Rejected Applicants
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April 30, 2010My Romantic Life: A Walking Tour of San Francisco
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 22, 2025After Studying Existentialism for a Semester, We Have Jokes
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January 21, 2025Why Are People Leaving This City We’ve Made Impossible to Live In?
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January 21, 2025I Am a Disappointed Trump Voter Who Was Told It Would Be the Past by Now
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep