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All posts tagged
turkeys
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November 26, 2019How to Prepare a Thanksgiving Meal Without Offending Anyone
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November 26, 2019I Am the President’s Pardoned Turkey. Please Kill Me
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November 20, 2019Animals Got Problems: Wake Me Up When November Ends
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January 22, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Plastic Turkey Charm
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November 20, 2017Turkey Recipes for Thanksgiving 2017, a Year in Which We Are Thankful and Definitely Not Crying
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November 23, 2016How to Brine a Turkey by H.P. Lovecraft
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November 26, 2014Pardoned Turkeys: Where Are They Now?
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November 27, 2013A Turkey Has a Few Words to Say About Turduckens
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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September 17, 2021Adam and Eve Decide Who Should Be in Charge of Childbirth
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September 16, 2021Short Conversations with Poets: Eleanor Wilner