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All posts tagged
turkeys
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November 23, 2022How to Brine a Turkey by H.P. Lovecraft
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November 22, 2021I Won’t Eat This Tofurky Unless I Can Shove Stuffing Up Its Asshole
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November 26, 2019How to Prepare a Thanksgiving Meal Without Offending Anyone
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November 26, 2019I Am the President’s Pardoned Turkey. Please Kill Me
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November 20, 2019Animals Got Problems: Wake Me Up When November Ends
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January 22, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Plastic Turkey Charm
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November 20, 2017Turkey Recipes for Thanksgiving 2017, a Year in Which We Are Thankful and Definitely Not Crying
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November 26, 2014Pardoned Turkeys: Where Are They Now?
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November 27, 2013A Turkey Has a Few Words to Say About Turduckens
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones