McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
All posts tagged
turkeys
-
November 22, 2021I Won’t Eat This Tofurky Unless I Can Shove Stuffing Up Its Asshole
-
November 26, 2019How to Prepare a Thanksgiving Meal Without Offending Anyone
-
November 26, 2019I Am the President’s Pardoned Turkey. Please Kill Me
-
November 20, 2019Animals Got Problems: Wake Me Up When November Ends
-
January 22, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Plastic Turkey Charm
-
November 20, 2017Turkey Recipes for Thanksgiving 2017, a Year in Which We Are Thankful and Definitely Not Crying
-
November 23, 2016How to Brine a Turkey, by H.P. Lovecraft
-
November 26, 2014Pardoned Turkeys: Where Are They Now?
-
November 27, 2013A Turkey Has a Few Words to Say About Turduckens
Trending 🔥
-
July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
-
July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
-
July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
-
May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
Recently
-
July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
-
July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
-
July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
-
July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian