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All posts tagged

turkeys

November 26, 2019

How to Prepare a Thanksgiving Meal Without Offending Anyone

by Elly Lonon
November 26, 2019

I Am the President’s Pardoned Turkey. Please Kill Me

by Eduardo Martinez Jr.
November 20, 2019

Animals Got Problems: Wake Me Up When November Ends

by Jory John and Alyssa Machle John
January 22, 2019

Key Ring Chronicles: Plastic Turkey Charm

by Todd Richard
November 20, 2017

Turkey Recipes for Thanksgiving 2017, a Year in Which We Are Thankful and Definitely Not Crying

by JoJo Franzen
November 23, 2016

How to Brine a Turkey by H.P. Lovecraft

by Robert Rooney
November 26, 2014

Pardoned Turkeys: Where Are They Now?

by Tom O’Donnell
November 27, 2013

A Turkey Has a Few Words to Say About Turduckens

by Nick Mickowski

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August 5, 2020

Your School District’s Reopening Survey

by Kara Baskin
August 4, 2020

Sharpies

by Jen Coleman
July 20, 2020

Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party

by Katherine Shonk
July 31, 2020

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by Erin Nicole

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August 7, 2020

The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan

by Amanda Lehr
August 7, 2020

Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur

by Carol Guess
August 7, 2020

Five Years

by Kaitlin Moleen
August 7, 2020

As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word

by Matthew Seely