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All posts tagged

turkeys

November 26, 2019

How to Prepare a Thanksgiving Meal Without Offending Anyone

by Elly Lonon
November 26, 2019

I Am the President’s Pardoned Turkey. Please Kill Me

by Eduardo Martinez Jr.
November 20, 2019

Animals Got Problems: Wake Me Up When November Ends

by Jory John and Alyssa Machle John
January 22, 2019

Key Ring Chronicles: Plastic Turkey Charm

by Todd Richard
November 20, 2017

Turkey Recipes for Thanksgiving 2017, a Year in Which We Are Thankful and Definitely Not Crying

by JoJo Franzen
November 23, 2016

How to Brine a Turkey by H.P. Lovecraft

by Robert Rooney
November 26, 2014

Pardoned Turkeys: Where Are They Now?

by Tom O’Donnell
November 27, 2013

A Turkey Has a Few Words to Say About Turduckens

by Nick Mickowski

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by Meena Harris
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by Audrey Farnsworth
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by Eugenia Viti and Ian Bardenstein
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What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today

by Talia Argondezzi and Jared Bilski
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