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All posts tagged
universities
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December 3, 2019Course Evaluations for Famous Teachers In Classic Literature
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November 18, 2019Your English Professor’s Inner Thoughts On Your Final Paper Topic
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November 11, 2019Things In Your University Office You Can Burn for Warmth
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October 7, 2019To Improve Our University We Must Move Massive Amounts of Human Waste Into Your Offices
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September 13, 2019Overheard In Star Wars or In a Faculty Meeting?
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September 6, 2019Honest Academic Job Postings
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August 30, 2019More Honest Latin Mottoes For Your Overrated University
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August 27, 2019This Is Your Last Fucking Chance to Show Interest In Attending Our University
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August 23, 2019A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 22, 2019Big Questions to Ask Your College-Bound Child Before They Leave For School, Couched In Supportive Parenting Language
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