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All posts tagged
universities
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August 15, 2019Now That the Secret Job Search Is Over, My First Act as President of Your University Is to Be Completely Honest About My Questionable Qualifications For This Important Position
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May 30, 2019List: What I Wish I’d Known About College
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May 17, 2019List: Reviewing Course Evaluations: The Drinking Game
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May 9, 2019Monologue: Hey, I’m Beto, Your Dorm Resident Advisor
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May 2, 2019University Assessment Committee Erotica
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March 7, 2019A Poem About Your University’s Absolute Intention to Absolutely Deal With Institutional Racism Seriously Absolutely Any Minute Now and Certainly One Day
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March 1, 2019List: Signs You May Work for a Failing College
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January 24, 2019List: News, Bad and Good, from the Dean of Arts and Sciences
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January 11, 2019List: 29 Things I’ve Learned From Being a Professor
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December 7, 2018A Poem About Your University’s New and Totally Not Time-Wasting Review Process for Tenure and Promotion
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 19, 2019No Son of Mine Is Going to Be a Benthamite Utilitarian. This Is a John Stuart Mill Family, Dammit!
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August 19, 2019List: Dick Jokes for People Who Claim They Don’t Like Dick Jokes
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 16, 2019Welcome to Medical School, Where We’ll Teach You Everything Except How to Talk to Patients