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All posts tagged
universities
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May 17, 2019List: Reviewing Course Evaluations: The Drinking Game
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May 9, 2019Monologue: Hey, I’m Beto, Your Dorm Resident Advisor
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May 2, 2019University Assessment Committee Erotica
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March 7, 2019A Poem About Your University’s Absolute Intention to Absolutely Deal With Institutional Racism Seriously Absolutely Any Minute Now and Certainly One Day
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March 1, 2019List: Signs You May Work for a Failing College
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January 24, 2019List: News, Bad and Good, from the Dean of Arts and Sciences
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January 11, 2019List: 29 Things I’ve Learned From Being a Professor
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December 7, 2018A Poem About Your University’s New and Totally Not Time-Wasting Review Process for Tenure and Promotion
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 5, 2018We Are Building the Most Inclusive, Exclusive Colleges in America!
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
