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All posts tagged
universities
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June 6, 2024An Open Letter to the University Hiring Committee
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May 30, 2024Every Conversation Between Every Parent and Their Child After One Year of College
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May 22, 2024“The Three Little Pigs Are Hurting Their Own Cause,” an Op-Ed by the Big Bad Wolf
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May 2, 2024University President’s Response to Student Dissent Mad Libs
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April 16, 2024We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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December 29, 2023Statement from the University on Current Tensions in the Place You’re Probably Thinking About When You Read This
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December 1, 2023A Message from the Chancellor on the Recent Student Protest
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October 17, 2023We’re Scrapping Our Gen Ed Model in Favor of Survival Skills Training
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October 3, 2023Due to Falling Enrollments, We Will No Longer Offer Courses in Romulan at Starfleet Academy
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian