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All posts tagged
universities
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July 10, 2020Security Questions for Academics Approaching the Fall 2020 Semester
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July 8, 2020The Colorblind Rainbow Center for Campus Diversity Seeks a New Director to Tell Us That Nothing Is Wrong
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July 6, 2020Discipline-Specific Guidelines for Classroom Social Distancing
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June 24, 2020We Condemn All Institutional Racism Except Our Own
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June 23, 2020In Retrospect, Wait-Listing You Was a Huge Mistake
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June 15, 2020“We’re Tearing It All Down for Scrap Metal”: A Letter from the Chancellor Regarding Budget Cuts and Restructuring
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June 5, 2020An Update From Your University’s Vice President of Academic Affairs
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May 21, 2020A Note From Your University About Its Plans for Next Semester
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May 18, 2020Lesser-Known Privileges of Academic Rank
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May 15, 2020A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 30, 2020Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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July 10, 2020Security Questions for Academics Approaching the Fall 2020 Semester
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