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January 11, 2019List: 29 Things I’ve Learned From Being a Professor
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December 7, 2018A Poem About Your University’s New and Totally Not Time-Wasting Review Process for Tenure and Promotion
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 5, 2018We Are Building the Most Inclusive, Exclusive Colleges in America!
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August 28, 2018Welcome to Your First Day of Work in Student Affairs
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July 6, 2018List: Completely Neutral, Race-Blind College Admissions Questions
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June 27, 2018Monologue: It’s Me, the Light-Skinned Black Girl In Your School’s Diversity Pamphlet
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June 11, 2018The Campus Diversity Committee Task Force Reports Mixed Results In Efforts to End Racism As We Know It
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April 23, 2018College Course Registration: Pick These ‘Cause We Need the Money
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April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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December 29, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 15, 2019Dick Portraiture for the Renaissance Gentleman
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January 15, 2019List: 12 Ways My Book Club Can Tell I Definitely Read War and Peace
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January 15, 2019It’s Time to Take Up Arms In the War Against Toxic Masculinity
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January 15, 2019Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Mathematical Community