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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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February 15, 2022Welcome to Advanced Mathematical Social Dynamics and Applied Psychology in Literary Politics 361
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January 21, 2022We Can’t Run This College into the Ground Without Your Help
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January 19, 2022I Drank from the Wrong Holy Grail and Now I’m an Adjunct Professor of Comparative Literature
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December 16, 2021Jesus Christ Applies for VP of Student Success
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November 11, 2021Latin Mottoes for the University of Austin
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November 8, 2021Please Do Not Offend the Pro-Genocide Members of the College Board of Trustees
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October 18, 2021The University Will Be Answering Questions About Its New Budget Plan Only with Direct Quotations from Gertrude Stein’s Tender Buttons
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October 4, 2021Academic Job Ads: What They Say vs. What They Mean
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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