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October 17, 2023We’re Scrapping Our Gen Ed Model in Favor of Survival Skills Training
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October 3, 2023Due to Falling Enrollments, We Will No Longer Offer Courses in Romulan at Starfleet Academy
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August 21, 2023Congratulations on Your New Academic Position of Assistant Professor of Annual Reviews, Merit Reviews, Peer Reviews, Student Evaluations, Tenure Review, Post-Tenure Review, and [Your Discipline]
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May 23, 2023End-of-Year Dorm Move-Out Procedures That Will Make This Anything But a Smooth Process
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May 17, 2023Academic Regalia, Explained
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March 22, 2023Eight Wilderness Survival Tips for Adjunct Writing Instructors
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March 9, 2023Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors
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August 11, 2022A Welcome Letter to the New Adjunct Faculty Members Who Will Be Laid Off in December
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May 16, 2022What Is a Woodmont Education?
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April 18, 2022An Open Letter to College Students Who Don’t Read the Syllabus
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