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All posts tagged
universities
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July 6, 2018Completely Neutral, Race-Blind College Admissions Questions
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June 27, 2018It’s Me, the Light-Skinned Black Girl In Your School’s Diversity Pamphlet
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June 11, 2018The Campus Diversity Committee Task Force Reports Mixed Results In Efforts to End Racism As We Know It
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April 23, 2018College Course Registration: Pick These ‘Cause We Need the Money
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April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
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February 21, 2018English Department Search Committee Rejections, Offered Entirely in Canonical British Poetry
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February 2, 2018Academic Conference Hotel Bar Bingo
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December 13, 2017Academia-Themed Holiday Songs
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December 12, 2017Poem About Your University President’s Completely Reasonable Four Million-Dollar Compensation Package
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November 29, 2017End of Semester Bingo
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 20, 2021It Would Be Un-American to Support Legislation That Doesn’t Directly Benefit Me
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October 20, 2021Your Essay Shows Promise But Suffers from Demonic Possession
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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October 19, 2021Tragedians in Cars Getting Coffee