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All posts tagged
universities
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October 7, 2019To Improve Our University We Must Move Massive Amounts of Human Waste Into Your Offices
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September 13, 2019Overheard In Star Wars or In a Faculty Meeting?
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September 6, 2019Honest Academic Job Postings
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August 30, 2019More Honest Latin Mottoes For Your Overrated University
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August 27, 2019This Is Your Last Fucking Chance to Show Interest In Attending Our University
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August 23, 2019A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 22, 2019Big Questions to Ask Your College-Bound Child Before They Leave For School, Couched In Supportive Parenting Language
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August 15, 2019Now That the Secret Job Search Is Over, My First Act as President of Your University Is to Be Completely Honest About My Questionable Qualifications For This Important Position
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May 30, 2019What I Wish I’d Known About College
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May 17, 2019Reviewing Course Evaluations: The Drinking Game
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 21, 2021Due to Current Travel Mandates We’ve Decided to Make COVID-19 Testing at Our Airport a Complete Nightmare
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October 20, 2021It Would Be Un-American to Support Legislation That Doesn’t Directly Benefit Me
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October 20, 2021Your Essay Shows Promise But Suffers from Demonic Possession
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic