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All posts tagged
universities
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August 2, 2021The Dean of Students Clarifies the University’s COVID Guidelines for the Upcoming Semester
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April 27, 2021“Bust a Move”: The Faculty Mix
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March 22, 2021Job Posting: Assistant Professor of Robotics and Animal Husbandry with a Specialization in Dance
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January 25, 2021An Applicant’s Guide to Student Culture at American Universities
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November 23, 2020Congratulations to Ourselves on Defeating the Pandemic from the College’s Associate Vice President of Self-Congratulation
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October 14, 2020A Letter of Recommendation In the Age of Zoom
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September 16, 2020Omega Theta Chi’s COVID-19 Flip Cup Rules
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August 28, 2020Your University Is Here to Help By Offering You More Ways to Pay Your Full, Unreduced Tuition
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August 25, 2020This Is Your University President Reminding You That You Have Until September 14th to Infect Someone in Our College Town With COVID
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August 20, 2020Arkham Board of Health Feedback On Miskatonic University’s Draft Plan for a Safe Campus Reopening
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian