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September 1, 2021I’m Not Living Up to Expectations as a Lecturer at an Institution of Higher Learning
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August 30, 2021Guidelines for New Adjunct Faculty to Help You Feel Kind of Welcome
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August 2, 2021The Dean of Students Clarifies the University’s COVID Guidelines for the Upcoming Semester
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April 27, 2021“Bust a Move”: The Faculty Mix
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March 22, 2021Job Posting: Assistant Professor of Robotics and Animal Husbandry with a Specialization in Dance
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January 25, 2021An Applicant’s Guide to Student Culture at American Universities
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November 23, 2020Congratulations to Ourselves on Defeating the Pandemic from the College’s Associate Vice President of Self-Congratulation
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October 14, 2020A Letter of Recommendation In the Age of Zoom
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September 16, 2020Omega Theta Chi’s COVID-19 Flip Cup Rules
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August 28, 2020Your University Is Here to Help By Offering You More Ways to Pay Your Full, Unreduced Tuition
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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October 8, 2024I Am the School Custodian in Charge of Classroom Litter Boxes. Ask Me Anything
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October 7, 2024We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween
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October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time