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All posts tagged
universities
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May 5, 2020An Edited Commencement Speech for the Class of 2020
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April 29, 2020“Who’s Laughing Now, Assholes?” A Letter from Henry David Thoreau to Literature Faculties at Cushy Liberal Arts Schools
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March 13, 2020A Note Regarding the Coronavirus Outbreak From Your University’s Vice President of Academic Affairs
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March 10, 2020The New Ten-Factor Authentication Processes for University Faculty
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February 3, 2020Signs You Are a Second Semester College Senior
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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December 3, 2019Course Evaluations for Famous Teachers In Classic Literature
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November 18, 2019Your English Professor’s Inner Thoughts On Your Final Paper Topic
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November 11, 2019Things In Your University Office You Can Burn for Warmth
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 20, 2021It Would Be Un-American to Support Legislation That Doesn’t Directly Benefit Me
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October 20, 2021Your Essay Shows Promise But Suffers from Demonic Possession
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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October 19, 2021Tragedians in Cars Getting Coffee