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All posts tagged
universities
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August 30, 2019More Honest Latin Mottoes For Your Overrated University
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August 27, 2019This Is Your Last Fucking Chance to Show Interest In Attending Our University
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August 23, 2019A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 22, 2019Big Questions to Ask Your College-Bound Child Before They Leave For School, Couched In Supportive Parenting Language
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August 15, 2019Now That the Secret Job Search Is Over, My First Act as President of Your University Is to Be Completely Honest About My Questionable Qualifications For This Important Position
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May 30, 2019What I Wish I’d Known About College
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May 17, 2019Reviewing Course Evaluations: The Drinking Game
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May 9, 2019Hey, I’m Beto, Your Dorm Resident Advisor
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May 2, 2019University Assessment Committee Erotica
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March 7, 2019A Poem About Your University’s Absolute Intention to Absolutely Deal With Institutional Racism Seriously Absolutely Any Minute Now and Certainly One Day
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