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All posts tagged

walt-whitman

March 18, 2020

Famous Lines of Poetry Revised for the Age of Coronavirus

by Dave Pell
December 12, 2018

Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas” as Written by Walt Whitman

by Maggie Downs
April 26, 2018

Most-Liked Tweets of Famous Poets

by Chris Lindsay
August 8, 2017

“Yahoo! Answers” for Great American Poets

by Finnegan Schick
February 2, 2016

Walt Whitman Rides the Steamin’ Demon Rollercoaster at Six Flags

by Max Cohn
May 29, 2015

Walt Whitman’s Sampler

by Bob Lemon
March 23, 2012

Blog of Myself

by Oyl Miller
March 3, 2011

“Song of Myself 2011: Celebrity Heiress Edition.”

by Jessi Hamel
October 12, 2004

Sestina: Whitman’s Sampler: Killing the Father of Free Verse

by Daphne Gottlieb

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April 26, 2021

Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?

by Talia Argondezzi
April 13, 2021

An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush

by Leslie Ylinen
April 21, 2021

House Hunting in 2021 Bingo

by Lisa Borders
April 19, 2021

Alternative Teaching Modalities in Hell

by Carol Guess

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May 5, 2021

Updated Privacy Policy From Your Children

by Rachel Mans McKenny
May 5, 2021

How Being a Teacher During a Pandemic is Similar to Being a Steward on the Titanic

by Nashae Jones
May 5, 2021

Thanks For Coming Over For Dinner. I’ve Never Cooked Before and I’m Going to Ruin Your Life

by Austin Adams
May 4, 2021

Sure, Velociraptor Repellent Is 95% Effective Against Velociraptor Attacks, But Do We Really Need to Wear It to Visit Jurassic Park?

by Carlos Greaves