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All posts tagged

water

May 27, 2020

As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, You Also Like Sparkling Water Now

by Emily Delaney
October 31, 2019

Reviews of New Food: Topo Chico

by Laura Foody
October 8, 2019

Why I’m Waiting Until Marriage to Replace the Brita Filter

by Kate Anderson
September 9, 2010

Highlights From the 2010 National Water Fountain Audit

by Seth Reiss
April 6, 2006

Sestina: Tsunami

by Lewis Turco
February 23, 2004

An Open Letter to the Makers of Glaceau’s Vitamin Water

by Catherine Price
June 3, 2002

Office Work

by Andrew Kaufman
July 27, 2001

The Tyranny Of Water

by Mark McManus

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September 3, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
September 22, 2020

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 14, 2020

I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced

by Liz Galvao
September 14, 2020

I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)

by Sara K. Runnels

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September 25, 2020

Unfortunately, We Will Not Be Pausing the Apocalypse for Election Day

by Chris Logan
September 25, 2020

We Are the 56 Tubs of Clorox Wipes You Bought At the Start of the Pandemic

by Kristin Gourlay
September 25, 2020

The New Bill & Ted Movie Is More Chilling for What It Doesn’t Say About Trump Than What It Does

by Nick Bhasin
September 24, 2020

Editorial Template For Every Time a Grand Jury Acquits a Police Officer

by Carlos Greaves