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All posts tagged

water

October 19, 2022

The Water Commission Begs Corey Blake, 13, to Take Shorter Showers

by Nick Mickowski
August 18, 2022

Liquid Death Mango Chainsaw Sparkling Water

by Richie Zaborowske
May 27, 2020

As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, You Also Like Sparkling Water Now

by Emily Delaney
October 31, 2019

Reviews of New Food: Topo Chico

by Laura Foody
October 8, 2019

Why I’m Waiting Until Marriage to Replace the Brita Filter

by Kate Anderson
September 9, 2010

Highlights From the 2010 National Water Fountain Audit

by Seth Reiss
April 6, 2006

Sestina: Tsunami

by Lewis Turco
February 23, 2004

An Open Letter to the Makers of Glaceau’s Vitamin Water

by Catherine Price
June 3, 2002

Office Work

by Andrew Kaufman
July 27, 2001

The Tyranny Of Water

by Mark McManus

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March 24, 2023

The Wedding Vows of Someone Marrying Their “Best Friend”

by Emily Kling
March 20, 2023

Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period

by Miriam Jayaratna and Kathryn Baecht
March 17, 2023

My Irish-American Culture Is Not Your Costume—It’s My Costume

by Jack Stebbins
March 17, 2023

Okay, I Think I Am Finally Ready to Define “Woke”

by Devorah Blachor

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by Elaine Hsieh Chou
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by Ryan Kushner
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by Jesse Nathan
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by Kevin Lutz