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All posts tagged
water
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October 19, 2022The Water Commission Begs Corey Blake, 13, to Take Shorter Showers
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August 18, 2022Reviews of New Food: Liquid Death Mango Chainsaw Sparkling Water
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May 27, 2020As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, You Also Like Sparkling Water Now
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October 31, 2019Reviews of New Food: Topo Chico
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October 8, 2019Why I’m Waiting Until Marriage to Replace the Brita Filter
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September 9, 2010Highlights From the 2010 National Water Fountain Audit
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April 6, 2006Sestina: Tsunami
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February 23, 2004An Open Letter to the Makers of Glaceau’s Vitamin Water
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June 3, 2002Office Work
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July 27, 2001The Tyranny Of Water
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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December 7, 2023Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With the Lady Moderators
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December 6, 2023Answering Questions at the Climate Summit After My Speech in Support of Oil World
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December 6, 2023Short Conversations with Poets: Anne Carson