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All posts tagged
water
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May 27, 2020As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, You Also Like Sparkling Water Now
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October 31, 2019Reviews of New Food: Topo Chico
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October 8, 2019Why I’m Waiting Until Marriage to Replace the Brita Filter
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September 9, 2010Highlights From the 2010 National Water Fountain Audit
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April 6, 2006Sestina: Tsunami
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February 23, 2004An Open Letter to the Makers of Glaceau’s Vitamin Water
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June 3, 2002Office Work
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July 27, 2001The Tyranny Of Water
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May 21, 2020A Note From Your University About Its Plans for Next Semester
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May 15, 2020A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment
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May 12, 2020Here’s How Time Works Now
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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May 29, 2020We Need to Protect the True Victims of Civil Unrest: Big Box Chain Stores
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May 29, 2020Standing Agenda: Family Video Chats, May 2020 to Infinity
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