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All posts tagged
water
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April 4, 2024Can I Interest You in a Brand-New Sparkling Water Brand?
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October 19, 2022The Water Commission Begs Corey Blake, 13, to Take Shorter Showers
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August 18, 2022Reviews of New Food: Liquid Death Mango Chainsaw Sparkling Water
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May 27, 2020As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, You Also Like Sparkling Water Now
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October 31, 2019Reviews of New Food: Topo Chico
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October 8, 2019Why I’m Waiting Until Marriage to Replace the Brita Filter
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September 9, 2010Highlights From the 2010 National Water Fountain Audit
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April 6, 2006Sestina: Tsunami
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February 23, 2004An Open Letter to the Makers of Glaceau’s Vitamin Water
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June 3, 2002Office Work
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack