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All posts tagged
white-people
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November 2, 2017An Open Letter to White People in Need of a Token Brown Person
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August 16, 2017I’m Sorry for Punching You With My Fist of Economic Anxiety
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August 3, 2017White People Discrimination: A Quiz
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June 28, 2017I’m a White, 26-year-old Stanford Grad, and I’m Lowering the Price of My Eggs to $80,000
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June 7, 2017It’s Time For Straight White Men to Stop Dominating the Late-Night TV Landscape, As Soon As I’m Done Hosting The Tonight Show for 30 Years
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April 26, 2017Reasons That Lady Is Crying in Whole Foods
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March 23, 2017White Friend Confessional
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March 9, 2017An Open Letter to Coastal Living Magazine
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January 20, 2017Concrete Actions Progressives Can Take During Trump’s Presidency
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January 13, 2017A Dispatch From the Front Line of the War on Whites
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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May 6, 2025Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure
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April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
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May 8, 2025Chekhov’s Gun, Applied to Motherhood
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May 8, 2025Letters to Moms: A Letter to Back to the Future’s Lorraine Baines-McFly
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter is a Tragedy
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May 7, 2025The Bells of Trader Joe’s: A Quick Reference Guide for Front-End Crew Members