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witches
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October 10, 2024The Topeka Witches Coven Answers Questions about the Upcoming Union Vote to Join the United Auto Workers
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May 7, 2020I Wish I Could Use This Time Spent Cursed By a Sea Witch to Be More Productive
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April 15, 2020Is it COVID-19, the Common Cold, or Are You Transforming into a Wild Beast After Crossing Paths with Circe, the Greek Goddess of Magic?
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January 30, 2020Look, I’m a Feminist, But Some of the Women In Our 17th-Century New England Village Are Definitely Witches
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April 9, 2019Witch Interrogation Guide/Perimenopause Quiz
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October 25, 2018Curses From a Millennial Witch
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September 17, 2018We Are 65 Witches Who Have Known Dorothy For Years and Were Never Killed By Her House
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June 20, 2018The Witch From “Hansel and Gretel” Decides to End Her Controversial Policy of Luring Children to Her Home and Eating Them
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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October 16, 2017A Fair Accusation of Sexual Harassment or a Witch Hunt?
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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May 19, 2025A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
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June 2, 2025The Zen of Dying Quietly, and Other Teachings by Senator Joni Ernst
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June 12, 2025Can Anyone Tell Me Why Sales of Our Signature Terrifying Yellow Wallpaper Are Down?
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June 12, 2025Please Remain Civil While Resisting President Nyarlathotep’s Orgy of Nullification
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June 11, 2025You’re Invited to My Birthday Military Parade
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June 11, 2025Welcome to My Well-Stocked Pantry of Empty Boxes