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witches
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April 9, 2019Witch Interrogation Guide/Perimenopause Quiz
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October 25, 2018Curses From a Millennial Witch
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September 17, 2018We Are 65 Witches Who Have Known Dorothy For Years and Were Never Killed By Her House
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June 20, 2018The Witch From “Hansel and Gretel” Decides to End Her Controversial Policy of Luring Children to Her Home and Eating Them
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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October 16, 2017A Fair Accusation of Sexual Harassment or a Witch Hunt?
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May 18, 2017Top 12 Greatest Witch Hunts in American History
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April 21, 2016I Got My Bangin’ Beach Bod From an Evil Sea Witch and So Can You!
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October 30, 2015Are You a Basic Witch?
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May 27, 2015Our Wonderful Babysitter is Available!
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