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All posts tagged
witches
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May 7, 2020I Wish I Could Use This Time Spent Cursed By a Sea Witch to Be More Productive
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April 15, 2020Is it COVID-19, the Common Cold, or Are You Transforming into a Wild Beast After Crossing Paths with Circe, the Greek Goddess of Magic?
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January 30, 2020Look, I’m a Feminist, But Some of the Women In Our 17th-Century New England Village Are Definitely Witches
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April 9, 2019Witch Interrogation Guide/Perimenopause Quiz
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October 25, 2018Curses From a Millennial Witch
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September 17, 2018We Are 65 Witches Who Have Known Dorothy For Years and Were Never Killed By Her House
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June 20, 2018The Witch From “Hansel and Gretel” Decides to End Her Controversial Policy of Luring Children to Her Home and Eating Them
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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October 16, 2017A Fair Accusation of Sexual Harassment or a Witch Hunt?
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May 18, 2017Top 12 Greatest Witch Hunts in American History
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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