List: Back-to-School Shopping List for Your Teenager Who’s Just Going Through a Phase
by Madison Seely

Doing Science: The Oxygen Crisis, or, Sometimes These Things Name Themselves
by Emily Helliwell


I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
by Robin Lee Mozer

Do You Have a Child or Have You Just Been Followed Home By a Hyena?
by Kira Jane Buxton

List: Facebook Posts by People You Went to High School With Scavenger Hunt—Election Edition
by Derrick Fenner

Actually, I’m Teaching These Kids Way More Than They’re Teaching Me
by Jeremiah Budin

Classic College Movies Updated for the Adjunct Era
by Shannon Reed

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