“How’s it doin’?”
—To Karen McGrew at Nieblas Intermediate School, Fountain Valley, Ca. 1979

“Let’s call up it some night!”
—To Prospective Employer upon discovering we shared an interest in Museum of Television screening of Superbowl Commercials.

“You think that’s dick?”
—To street vendor upon confronting him regarding a joke he made about me as I walked past.