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December 10, 2001

Lists

Actual Stories from American Window Cleaner Magazine

by Martin Schneider

Accidental Voyeur
All About Sponges
Are Storefronts For You?
Book Review: On Rope
Construction Cleanup: What It Is, Isn’t, Why Bother?
Do Nice Guys Really Finish Last?
Do You Really Need That Van?
From Masters in Literature to Squeegee
Glass Repair: Is it For You?
Good Grief! Another Meeting?
Hidden Dangers on Wooden Decks
How to Clean Windows Blindfolded
How to Fan a 30" Squeegee Like an 18"
Identifying That Special Window
Iowa: Is This Window Cleaning Country?
Killer Canines!
Let’s Rasie Our Prices!
Mr. Longarm Interview
Robots in the 21st Century (Part 1)
Robots in the 21st Century (Part 2)
Stages vs. Chairs: Which is Safer?
Toby, the Blind Window Cleaner
Window Cleaning at the U.S. Capitol
Zen and the Art of Window Cleaning

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