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Archive
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December 14, 2018An Honest Charter School’s Annual Appeal
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December 14, 2018Animals Got Problems: Maybe I’ll Stay Home Today
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December 14, 2018Reviews of New Food: Tic Tac Freshmint Gum
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December 13, 2018We’re the Board of Directors for The Polar Express and We’re Begging the President: Get to Infrastructure Week Already
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December 13, 2018Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches
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December 13, 2018I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself
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December 13, 2018Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Sven Drove a Tiny Car, Ate a Big Sandwich
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December 12, 2018Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas” as Written by Walt Whitman
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December 12, 2018Men Who Have Never Read Books by Women Blurb Books by Women
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December 12, 2018I’m The World’s Best Dad Because Once I Watched My Kid When My Wife Wasn’t Around
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December 11, 2018How You Hope Your Extended Family Will React When You Explain Your Job To Them
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December 11, 2018Literary Alternatives to “Ghosting” at Parties