A brief but stern water conservation talk from the front desk — supported by a laminated fact sheet on your pillow; cactus-themed Valentine’s Day display; or overpriced and possibly Anglicized Mexican food?
The first person you meet who says “But it’s a dry heat"; that same stock video of what rain looks like and how to handle water in February; or the trending national news story about recent Arizona legislation?
An all-ages Segway tour; a hiker; or a golfer?
Leathery men and women in Scottsdale karaoke bars who still call themselves “swingers” instead of “sex-positive”; Canadian real-estate representatives; or that family from Nebraska who only packed shorts?
Road congestion; sunscreen sales; or sinus congestion?
The roaring chaos at the 16th hole of the Waste Management Phoenix Open; the bidder in front of you who came in 336th place at Barrett Jackson; or the corporate retreat trying to decide if this is actually a trail on the mountain behind the hotel?
Zero parallel experiences to City Slickers; that weird pedal-cart seen only during the art walk for eighteen to twenty-four people; or a turquoise bolo tie?
Classic Day of the Dead cultural appropriation for a sexy tank-top; comments about how hard it must be to not have trees, you know, real trees around; or screenshots of the weather forecast with a special comment about missing the current blizzard terrorizing the Northeast?
Answer: K, K, B.
Directions to Sedona; directions to the Grand Canyon; or questions about immigration?
Answer: B, B, B.