Now Abel said to Cain, “Must I follow you into the field?” And Cain answered, “Abel, I’ve been your brother for how long now?"
A man with leprosy came to Jesus, “I beg for someone to make me clean.” Several steps away, John the Baptist whispered loudly to a stranger, “Good thing Jesus has the power to heal!”
Then God tested Abraham. He said to him, “Abraham! Take your only son to the region of Moriah. Sacrifice him there as a burnt offering on a mountain that I will show you.” And Abraham replied, “Let me get this straight. You want me to take my only son to the region of Moriah and sacrifice him there as a burnt offering on a mountain that you’ll show me?!”
Moses said to Pharaoh “Let my people go!” And Pharaoh said to Moses, “But I’ve had your people enslaved for four-hundred years.” And Moses said, “I know. Now let ‘em go.”
And David said, “Goliath? The giant one?”
The Lord God said to Adam, “What has your wife done?” Then Adam explained that Eve ate an apple from the tree of knowledge by drawing the whole thing out on a nearby chalkboard.
Jesus rose up from the tomb and appeared to his disciples. Warmed by the light of his savior, Matthew turned to Jesus and said, “So here’s what you missed…”