The enemy of my enemy is this guy Robert. He’s a total dick—everyone thinks so, even my own enemy, Paul, who’s one of the biggest assholes I know.
Teddy Wayne’s
Unpopular Proverbs
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Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Loner.
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Enemies.
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