Fish and guests smell after three days, but in the case of David, it’s more like six days—the guy has such an incredible cologne collection, he could go without bathing for probably a week and still be fine. But he’s the worst houseguest, though. Never cleans up and is totally ungrateful.
May 24, 2011
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