Attends functions at his son’s school
and remembers all the other parents’ names.

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Wrote a really tight spec script for Modern Family.

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Can do a spot-on Nixon impression.

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Understands blockchain technology.

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Has no scratches on his floorboards
despite owning multiple kitchen stools.

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Read Infinite Jest in one weekend.

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Discovered a new species of frogs.

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Has a 6.0 Uber rating.