Attends functions at his son’s school
and remembers all the other parents’ names.
Wrote a really tight spec script for Modern Family.
Can do a spot-on Nixon impression.
Understands blockchain technology.
Has no scratches on his floorboards
despite owning multiple kitchen stools.
Read Infinite Jest in one weekend.
Discovered a new species of frogs.
Has a 6.0 Uber rating.