Is the novel dead?
Is the e-book dead?
Is everyone in publishing dead?
Is your agent ignoring your emails because they’re dead?
Have book trailers been dead all along?
Are books dead trees?
Are authors ghosts?
Is Amazon a portal to the underworld?
Is your Kindle haunted?
Is your font funereal?
Is Satan launching an imprint?
Who wore it hottest to the book launch in hell?
Could your writing habit be slowly poisoning you?