February 3, 2006 Lists Last Night’s Top Five Alphabet-Soup Spoonfuls by Jason Ratliff 1. apsbyh 2. ajidp 3. widmx 4. eisenhower 5. reiisw Food Alphabet Soup As little as $1 a month ($12 a year!) goes a long way towards supporting our editorial staff and contributors while keeping us ad-free. Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today. Become a patron Share Tweet