Two goats at the end of Ramadan

Three doves at a Black Sabbath concert

The second season of True Detective

Adam Sandler’s Pixels (subject to approval from Congress)

The final scene of Mad Men. Revoked once the cultural reference was explained

My freshman year Beatles bowl haircut

My mustache circa 2000-2004

Rebecca Dawes’s taste in men. I literally spent years offering nothing but heartfelt support and affection. She even said I made her laugh! I did everything right, but she never once gave us a chance