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All posts tagged

pardons

January 19, 2021

It’s My Last Day in Office and I’m Pardoning Everyone

by Stephen Ruddy
December 3, 2020

Even Though We Have Done Nothing Wrong, I, Vito Corleone, Am Pardoning My Entire Family

by Carlos Greaves and Bobbie Armstrong
June 5, 2018

Revisions to The Gentlemen’s Book of Etiquette, and Manual of Politeness

by Thatcher Jensen
September 8, 2015

Lesser-Known Presidential Pardons

by Akshay Bareja

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April 26, 2021

Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?

by Talia Argondezzi
April 13, 2021

An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush

by Leslie Ylinen
April 21, 2021

House Hunting in 2021 Bingo

by Lisa Borders
February 19, 2021

I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me

by Emily Delaney

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May 7, 2021

My Mother’s Day Gift to Myself Is This Dissociative Episode in Costco

by Audrey Burges
May 7, 2021

Gregor Samsa’s DIY Mother’s Day Gift Ideas

by Louie Aronowitz
May 7, 2021

We Need a New York City Mayor Who Will Take Mom to the Cloisters When She Visits

by Sarah Gruen and Chandler Dean
May 6, 2021

I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp

by Tom Smyth