There are horrors in this universe that man was never meant to know and which he cannot comprehend. Yet, in its hubris humanity has pushed through the very boundaries of reality in order to explore the great virtual unknown, unleashing unspeakable monstrosities upon this world. These are but some of the ancient things that stalk us from the virtual dimension.


A writhing mass of insatiable tentacles that feeds off every man, woman, and child. Although Gthoogle incessantly gorges itself upon us, most people have no idea of the sustenance they provide it by merely entering the virtual dimension. Gthoogle relentlessly seeks to devour all known information in the universe in order to obtain complete control over humanity. Some believe Gthoogle is merely a servant of a greater force known as Nyalphabet, The Dark Creator.


An amorphous blob of darkness that enters its victims, driving them to the virtual dimension in an attempt to fill the void Yog-Fomo has created. Yog-Fomo’s victims pathologically scroll endlessly through social media for fear they will miss something important, when in reality they are falling further into the pit of Yog-Fomo as their life slips away.


The beast of infinite faces, this malevolent cosmic force thrives on pestering and vexing the hapless. Mh’eme’s cultists spread its ever-changing visage across the far corners of the virtual dimension, sometimes taking the form of a small yellow Minion, sometimes as a cartoon frog, and yet other times as a grumpy looking feline. Often Mh’eme assumes the guise of a politician and works hand in hand with Faek-Newsgurath in order to sow confusion and chaos.


This force of unreality occupies the .nets and .orgs of the virtual dimension, thriving in blogspots and artificial beings known as twitter bots. Faek-Newsgurath whispers its nonsense into the fragile minds of men causing its victims to repeat and spread its madness. Its offspring, including Foxx-Newsgurath and Al’exxjones, serve their master’s dark design to drive men insane with conspiracies and nonsense.


The Bro of the Woods with a Thousand Young delights in polluting the impressionable minds of boys with desires of physical and sexual conquest. The cultists of Shub-Mra, who call themselves MRAs after their god, symbolically ingest “red pills” in a twisted ritual to warp their reality. Shub-Mra will not rest until all women are expelled from the virtual dimension, and all that is left is its followers repeating “well actually” to one another in an endless echoing cacophony

Donald J. Trump

An evil, bloated entity that exploits his concubine Faek-Newsgurath and attracts the followers of Shub-Mra to terrorize those in the virtual and corporeal dimensions. Donald J. Trump also empowers Yog-Fomo as people have become addicted to the endless and ever-faster news cycles Donald J. Trump inspires. Donald J. Trump’s only true desire is to become larger and more bloated through self promotion and aggrandizement, until everything in the world bears its name.