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Mike Jungman
Mike Jungman is a writer, comedian, and lawyer. His writing has appeared on McSweeney’s, Funny or Die, Reductress, Splitsider, and other sites around the web. He has written sketch comedy shows performed at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and the People’s Improv Theater. He lives in Brooklyn with his wife and French Bulldog.
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August 14, 2020In Defense of President Trump’s Decision to Destroy the Nation’s Roads
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July 13, 2020We Are Hastily Reopening Disney World in the Middle of a Pandemic with This New Set of Safety Measures
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April 1, 2020Short Existentialist Plays Starring You, Your Coworkers, and Your Family During Quarantine
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March 10, 2020I Breed French Bulldogs Because They Make Great Companions and Prove God Is Dead
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September 26, 2019Scenes from the New Hit Cop Show Louis Cannon: Cruel and Unusual Protector
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July 2, 2019President Whitmore From Independence Day Debates His Challenger
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August 31, 2018An Endless Cycle of Short Existential Plays Starring You and Your Coworkers
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March 13, 2018Trailer for New Horror Film, The Trump White House
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October 9, 2017Activities Offered at the White House Adult Daycare Center
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July 18, 2017Modern Lovecraftian Elder Gods
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July 6, 2017Indiana Jones and the Lobby of Hobby
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April 8, 2017Excerpts From Caddyshack: Mar-a-Lago
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