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Mike Jungman
Mike Jungman is a writer, comedian, and lawyer. His writing has appeared on McSweeney’s, Funny or Die, Reductress, Splitsider, and other sites around the web. He has written sketch comedy shows performed at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and the People’s Improv Theater. He lives in Brooklyn with his wife and French Bulldog.
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