The New Meryl Streep Movie That Will Get Her Nominated

That Preview You Saw Where That Guy From That Show Cries and Tries to Act

The One No One on Earth But the Studio Marketing Team Thinks Will Get Nominated

The Cancer/Aids/Slavery One

Another One Not Directed By a Deserving Female Director

That Book Your Wife Read

Supposed to Be Good But You Know You’ll Never See It

That Foreign Guy With the Unpronounceable Name Everyone Loves Directed This

That Woman You Find Attractive Shows Her Breasts in This But it’s Serious

Everyone Says This is Great But No One Can Tell You What It’s Actually About

Great Inspiring True Story About Someone Who Was Way Uglier Than the Actor Playing Him

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part I