January 4, 2018
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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August 9, 2018List: Applying Bible Verses About Discipline to My Two-Year-Old, Who Only Cares About Watching Daniel Tiger
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July 23, 2018Family Day on Fortnite Island
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July 18, 2018It’s Official, I’ve Decided to Become a Plant Parent
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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August 2, 2018You Have Been Loading the Dishwasher Incorrectly Your Entire Life
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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June 29, 2018List: 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself