A Squirrel is Just a Rat with Good PR is my new public-relations boutique agency, specializing in salvaging the reputation of the scandal-besmirched. We’ve just launched a major national ad campaign. Huh… I hadn’t thought of that, that people plagued by dishonor might not want to be associated with an agency that has the word “rat” in its title, even if it’s a clever spin on it. But we just spent $2.4 million on advertising with that name. Look, I’ve got business cards and everything. I guess I should consult with my old agency, Flawless Public Relations. I sort of got forcibly removed from there, though, for this thing with confidential client documents. Yeah—fired, technically, you could say, without severance. I probably shouldn’t be saying all this in a live TV interview.
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