THE TEN COMMANDMENTS, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

6, 7, 10, 4, 9, 3, 1, 8, 5

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HANDY HINT

Burlap wrapped around your dog’s face when he’s hanging his head out of a car window will keep bugs from sticking in his teeth. From time to time it may be necessary to remove the burlap and clean it. However, a neater dog will result and grooming will not be so tiring.

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DAD

Dad was told by a fortuneteller that he would die September 9, 1993. The day came and went and Dad, who had died eight months previously, had the last laugh.

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FLOOR PIECE

While you were asleep sweeping we took out the old floor and put in a better one.

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16 O’S 16 0’S

O O 0 O 0 O O
0 O 0 0 O 00
0 O 0 0 OO 0
0 O O O O O
0 0 0 0 O

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WHITMANIC POEM

Even though your feet
Smell like cheese,
I prefer to think
They smell
Like good cheese.