At what point in facial hair growth have I crossed the line into “pornstache?”

How much liquor is considered “drinking on the job?”

Can you show me where on this doll HR would allow me to do massages?

Can we swap shoes? — I think I hear the cops.

Do you use the Oxford comma or the Cambridge amperslash?

Do you want to wear my ski mask for a little bit?

Is there a fantasy football league here that I can ignore?

For insurance purposes, which of us do you think will be the first to catch fire?

How much wood would a blah blahdy blah woodchuck you know the drill. Question mark?

How many is ten again?

What was my earlier question and is it still relevant?