1. Call sexual assault a “hiccup” at your own peril, asshole.

2. Voter suppression totally works! Unless it’s combined with stealing from your own state!

3. Refuse to let a gay couple get married once, shame on you. Refuse to let a gay couple get married twice, also shame on you, loser.

4. Endorsements don’t work when you’re a lying, cheating, pussy-grabbing inflatable diaper balloon.

5. Сопротивление выиграет товарищ.

6. If at first you don’t succeed, try try again, unless you’re a woman in which case you should go knit in the woods and be constantly threatened by angry mobs.

7. Never let go of your dreams, even if you’re indicted, a Nazi, or a dead pimp.

8. Speaking of Nazis, the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.

9. Speaking of justice, 2020 should be interesting.

10. Indelible in the hippocampus is the laughter, you motherfuckers.