The Bible

The complete works of Beethoven

A pristine copy of Jean Renoir’s The Rules of the Game


Nail clippers

Vaseline lip balm

Sonicare Elite 7500 Power Toothbrush (soft bristles)

UV-protected sunglasses

A volleyball

A volleyball net

Spikes for the volleyball net


Annie’s Homegrown Shells & White Cheddar, 6-ounce boxes (pack of 24)

Oven mitts

A beach chair

Stephen King’s new one

A copy of Dumb and Dumber

A spare beach chair in case the first one breaks

A butter brush for corn on the cob

Toilet paper

15 rolls of pure-white paper towels

Four 16-ounce bags of Wetzel’s Pretzels

An alarm clock

A glow-in-the-dark Frisbee

AA batteries

AAA batteries

Two D batteries

Herb scissors

A cucumber peeler

Five napkin rings

A plastic bag full of “Now That’s What I Call Music!” CDs

Alarm clock/radio

Boogie Board

Paddleball paddles and balls

Sleeping shirt

Ribbed X-tra sensitive condoms

The digital camera

The charger for the digital camera

Glide dental floss

Noxzema shaving cream


A 12-ounce bottle of Trappey’s Red Devil Cayenne Pepper Sauce

Suntan lotion, SPF 25 or above

An extension cord

Lined notepaper

A few ballpoint pens

A book of New York Times sudoku puzzles

Vitamins C and D

A hammer

My iMac

Some blank CDs

CleanWell Lavender Absolute All-Natural Antibacterial Wash

A pad of unlined paper

A few WTUL 91.5 FM bumper stickers

My senior yearbook from Winston Churchill High School

An extra pillow or two

A dream journal?