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Articles by
Mike Sacks
Mike Sacks is the author of seven books.
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June 6, 2024I Was the Wedding Planner for the Guns N’ Roses “November Rain” Ceremony and Reception
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October 24, 2022Truly Terrifying Things to See in a Haunted House
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May 20, 2022Diseases All Woodmont Alumni from 1971 to 2021 Should Immediately Be Screened For
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May 19, 2022Dorm Room Checklist for New Woodmont Students
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May 18, 2022Excerpts from Successful Admissions Essays for Woodmont College
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May 17, 2022Woodmont College Commencement FAQ
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May 16, 2022What Is a Woodmont Education?
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December 1, 2020An Excerpt From Mike Sacks’ New Book, Slouchers
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September 1, 2020An Excerpt From Mike Sacks’ New Book Passable in Pink: The Novelization
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January 3, 2020“Welcome to Year Zero!”: A Post-Apocalyptic Gossip Column
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October 28, 2019Your Haunted Studio!
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September 20, 2018An Excerpt from Randy: The Full and Complete Unedited Biography and Memoir of the Amazing Life and Times of Randy S.!
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian