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Articles by
Mike Sacks
Mike Sacks is the author of seven books.
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September 20, 2018An Excerpt from Randy: The Full and Complete Unedited Biography and Memoir of the Amazing Life and Times of Randy S.!
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June 26, 2017An Excerpt from Mike Sacks’ Hilarious New Book Stinker Lets Loose
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June 17, 2015List: Things a Man Must NEVER Do Before the Age of 30!
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April 30, 2015List: MORE Things a Man MUST Do Before the Age of 30!
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March 26, 2015List: Things a Man MUST Do Before the Age of 30!
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March 16, 2015Jennifer Benson’s UFO Abductee Blog
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March 14, 2012Condo President-for-Life
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June 29, 2011Ladies and Gentlemen: It Is Party Time at Club Seacrets!
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March 1, 2011Where’s Skittles?!
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August 24, 2010Ask the Sexperts
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June 17, 2010Shared Beach House for Rent: Act QUICKLY!
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May 13, 2010The Rejection of Anne Frank
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell