U.S. Presidential Candidates of the Future: Some Domain Names That Are Already Registered

by Mark Anderson

BUSINESS AS USUAL

gore2004.com
algore2004.com

lieberman2004.com
joelieberman2004.com
lieberman2008.com
joelieberman2008.com

bush2004.com
georgebush2004.com
gwbush2004.com
georgewbush2004.com
bush2008.com

cheney2004.com
dickcheney2004.com
dickcheney2008.com

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CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM?

bush2004.org
gore2004.org
lieberman2004.org

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DARK HORSES

mccain2004.com
bradley2004.com
nader2004.com
buchanan2004.com
quayle2004.com
powell2004.com
brown2004.com*
ventura2004.com

clinton2004.com

(*This one’s a mystery. The current Libertarian Party candidate’s name is Harry Browne. Jerry Brown?)

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