Internet Tendency

Celebrating our 21st Year!Celebrating our 21st year of publishing daily humor almost every day.

McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

As little as $1 month (only $12 a year!) is all it takes to support our writers and to keep our site ad-free. Become a patron today.

November 7, 2000

Lists

U.S. Presidential Candidates of the Future: Some Domain Names That Are Already Registered

by Mark Anderson

BUSINESS AS USUAL

gore2004.com
algore2004.com

lieberman2004.com
joelieberman2004.com
lieberman2008.com
joelieberman2008.com

bush2004.com
georgebush2004.com
gwbush2004.com
georgewbush2004.com
bush2008.com

cheney2004.com
dickcheney2004.com
dickcheney2008.com

- - -

CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM?

bush2004.org
gore2004.org
lieberman2004.org

- - -

DARK HORSES

mccain2004.com
bradley2004.com
nader2004.com
buchanan2004.com
quayle2004.com
powell2004.com
brown2004.com*
ventura2004.com

clinton2004.com

(*This one’s a mystery. The current Libertarian Party candidate’s name is Harry Browne. Jerry Brown?)

As little as $1 a month ($12 a year!) goes a long way towards supporting our editorial staff and contributors while keeping us ad-free. Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.

Become a patron

Trending 🔥

July 11, 2018

Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses

by Devorah Blachor
May 8, 2019

Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door

by Elizabeth Preston
May 20, 2019

I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent

by Tom Smyth
May 13, 2019

Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?

by Caitlin Kunkel

Recently

May 23, 2019

List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause

by Chloe Yelena Miller
May 23, 2019

Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: I Want a Friend

by Emma Copley Eisenberg
May 23, 2019

The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand

by John Long
May 23, 2019

Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I

by Charlie Hopper