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The movement for racial justice needs you at protests, and needs you to vote — but it also could use your donations. There are so many organizations that have long been in the fight, and now more than ever, they need your funds to keep the momentum. Here’s the beginning of a list we’ll be adding to regularly.

November 7, 2000

Lists

U.S. Presidential Candidates of the Future: Some Domain Names That Are Already Registered

by Mark Anderson

BUSINESS AS USUAL

gore2004.com
algore2004.com

lieberman2004.com
joelieberman2004.com
lieberman2008.com
joelieberman2008.com

bush2004.com
georgebush2004.com
gwbush2004.com
georgewbush2004.com
bush2008.com

cheney2004.com
dickcheney2004.com
dickcheney2008.com

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CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM?

bush2004.org
gore2004.org
lieberman2004.org

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DARK HORSES

mccain2004.com
bradley2004.com
nader2004.com
buchanan2004.com
quayle2004.com
powell2004.com
brown2004.com*
ventura2004.com

clinton2004.com

(*This one’s a mystery. The current Libertarian Party candidate’s name is Harry Browne. Jerry Brown?)

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