Standard: WWJD?
What would Jesus do?
Simple past: WTFDJD?
What the fuck did Jesus do?
Past progressive: WTFWJD?
What the fuck was Jesus doing?
Past perfect: WTFHJD?
What the fuck had Jesus done?
Past perfect progressive: WTFHJBD?
What the fuck had Jesus been doing?
Simple present: JDISFO
Jesus does it, so fuck off.
Present progressive: WTFIJD?
What the fuck is Jesus doing?
Present perfect: WTFHJD?
What the fuck has Jesus done?
Present perfect progressive: WTFHJBD?
What the fuck has Jesus been doing?
Simple future: WTFWJD?
What the fuck will Jesus do?
Future progressive: WTFWJBD?
What the fuck will Jesus be doing?
Future perfect: JWHFDI
Jesus will have fucking done it.
Future perfect progressive: JWHBFDI
Jesus will have been fucking doing it.
Simple conditional: JWDISFO
Jesus would do it, so fuck off.
Conditional progressive: JWBDISFO
Jesus would be doing it, so fuck off.
Conditional perfect: JWHDISFO
Jesus would have done it, so fuck off.
Conditional perfect progressive: JWHBFDI
Jesus would have been fucking doing it.
Past: WTFWJHD?
What the fuck would Jesus have done?
Past: WTFCJHD?
What the fuck could Jesus have done?
Imperative: FIJ!
Fuck it, Jesus!
Exclamatory: JWTF?
Jesus, what the fuck?
Atheistic: WTFHJGTDWI?
What the fuck has Jesus got to do with it?