Articles by
Adam Rotstein
Adam Rotstein is a comedy writer based in Los Angeles. He can be reached with a weak appeal to pathos.
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November 30, 2017Hey, It’s Me, a Woke Misogynist Sliding Right On Into Your DMs
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August 30, 2017List: Kinds of Rich I’d Like My Future Family to Be
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February 22, 2017List: A More Detailed Breakdown of Your Recent Psychotherapy Invoice
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December 6, 2016Regulation of Dopamine During Social Media Use In Adolescent Rats
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April 4, 2018Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
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April 10, 2018List: Horoscopes for Librarians
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
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April 19, 2018List: Things I, an Affluent White Cis Male, Have Gotten Away With In a Starbucks
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April 19, 2018The Diary of a Settler of Catan
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April 18, 2018The First Female President