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Articles by
Adam Rotstein
Adam Rotstein is a comedy writer based in Los Angeles. He can be reached with a weak appeal to pathos.
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September 18, 2018Welcome to My Viral Tweet
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November 30, 2017Hey, It’s Me, a Woke Misogynist Sliding Right On Into Your DMs
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August 30, 2017Kinds of Rich I’d Like My Future Family to Be
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February 22, 2017A More Detailed Breakdown of Your Recent Psychotherapy Invoice
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December 6, 2016Regulation of Dopamine During Social Media Use In Adolescent Rats
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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November 28, 2023Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid