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Articles by
Adam Rotstein
Adam Rotstein is a comedy writer based in Los Angeles. He can be reached with a weak appeal to pathos.
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September 18, 2018Welcome to My Viral Tweet
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November 30, 2017Hey, It’s Me, a Woke Misogynist Sliding Right On Into Your DMs
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August 30, 2017List: Kinds of Rich I’d Like My Future Family to Be
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February 22, 2017List: A More Detailed Breakdown of Your Recent Psychotherapy Invoice
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December 6, 2016Regulation of Dopamine During Social Media Use In Adolescent Rats
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 17, 2018I’m the Kind of Guy Who Says What He Thinks Even If It’s “Politically Incorrect” and Who Also Happens to Agree With Adolf Hitler On a Few Things
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October 17, 2018List: Trolley Problems That Make You, a Millennial Woman of Color, Wish You Had Two Trolleys
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October 17, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: “Us” and “Them”
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October 17, 2018Everything You Need to Know About Your Public Library’s New Murder Dome