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Articles by
Adam Rotstein
Adam Rotstein is a comedy writer based in Los Angeles. He can be reached with a weak appeal to pathos.
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September 18, 2018Welcome to My Viral Tweet
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November 30, 2017Hey, It’s Me, a Woke Misogynist Sliding Right On Into Your DMs
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August 30, 2017Kinds of Rich I’d Like My Future Family to Be
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February 22, 2017A More Detailed Breakdown of Your Recent Psychotherapy Invoice
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December 6, 2016Regulation of Dopamine During Social Media Use In Adolescent Rats
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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