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Amy Collier
Amy Collier once saw Fabio at an airport. Fabio is an Italian model who has appeared on many classic romance novels, such as Love Me with Fury, Lovestorm, and More Than a Feeling. He has been the spokesperson for The Geek Squad, OralB Sensitive Advantage Toothbrush, Nationwide Insurance, Versace, and the American Cancer Society. He is 6’3" barefoot; usually in cowboy boots.
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March 13, 2020A Guide to Social Distancing for Freelancers
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May 22, 2019Witch Spells to Keep Ruth Bader Ginsburg Alive Forever
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December 6, 2018Your Future Grandchildren’s Responses to How Dating Worked Before Apps
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November 1, 2018Liberal White Man Seeks Echo Chamber of Other White Men
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September 17, 2018A Day In the Life of a Female Incel
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February 21, 2018Your Ex Asks You to Stay His Friend and Primary Source of Emotional Labor
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January 16, 2018A Glossary of Euphemisms for Sexual Misconduct
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January 2, 2018How Many Dates Should You Go on Before You Tell Your Partner About Your Previous Incarnation as a Megalord Who Commanded Several Hundred Battalions?
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June 5, 2017Scenic Locales for Your June Divorce
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March 16, 2017Mrs. Potts Confronts the Enchantress Who Cursed Her and the Other Servants
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March 27, 2020An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice
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March 25, 2020Self-Quarantined: The Adult Activity Book
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March 16, 2020Welcome to Your Hastily Prepared Online College Course
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March 13, 2020This Side of Paradise: A Letter from F. Scott Fitzgerald, Quarantined in the South of France
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April 1, 2020We, the Hard-Working, Newly Homeschooling Parents of America, Have Rewritten the Common Core Standards
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April 1, 2020Emily Post’s Quarantine Etiquette
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April 1, 2020Short Existentialist Plays Starring You, Your Coworkers, and Your Family During Quarantine
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March 31, 2020Frog and Toad Are Self-Quarantined Friends