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Amy Collier
Amy Collier once saw Fabio at an airport. Fabio is an Italian model who has appeared on many classic romance novels, such as Love Me with Fury, Lovestorm, and More Than a Feeling. He has been the spokesperson for The Geek Squad, OralB Sensitive Advantage Toothbrush, Nationwide Insurance, Versace, and the American Cancer Society. He is 6’3" barefoot; usually in cowboy boots.
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October 5, 2021Things My Dog Says That Make Me Regret Training Him to Talk with Buttons
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September 11, 2020The Age of Consent Fairy
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March 13, 2020A Guide to Social Distancing for Freelancers
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May 22, 2019Witch Spells to Keep Ruth Bader Ginsburg Alive Forever
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December 6, 2018Your Future Grandchildren’s Responses to How Dating Worked Before Apps
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November 1, 2018Liberal White Man Seeks Echo Chamber of Other White Men
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September 17, 2018A Day In the Life of a Female Incel
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February 21, 2018Your Ex Asks You to Stay His Friend and Primary Source of Emotional Labor
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January 16, 2018A Glossary of Euphemisms for Sexual Misconduct
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January 2, 2018How Many Dates Should You Go on Before You Tell Your Partner About Your Previous Incarnation as a Megalord Who Commanded Several Hundred Battalions?
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June 5, 2017Scenic Locales for Your June Divorce
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March 16, 2017Mrs. Potts Confronts the Enchantress Who Cursed Her and the Other Servants
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers